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Code Poem | Cold FeetThe Hobbit | Lords of the North | North & South | Spooks | Strike Back | Ted HughesVenetia | Vicar of Dibley

 

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COLD FEET
Flirty girty
Hello. Remember me?
I’m nuts about you
Like to jump in
Right then ladies
Very nice it is, too

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THE HOBBIT
An Unexpected Party
Blunt The Knives 1
Blunt The Knives 2
Elves
Erebor
Misty Mountains (Richard singing)
My Dear Frodo 1
My Dear Frodo 2
Old Friends
The Adventure Begins
The World is Ahead
Warg Scouts 1
Warg Scouts 2
Vlog 12 – Okay, you ready for this?

Hobbit Fan Event, favourite line – If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together Hobbit Fan Event – We’ll just use the toilet and leave

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LORDS OF THE NORTH
And I took her hand so she road beside me

And there – was Gisela
And there – was the Red Ship
Because he stole it, my love
But Gisela was watching
But I thought it was a face of dreams
Com on wanre
Fate is inexorable
For a moment … the night seemed suddenly fragile
From out of the wan night
Gisela
Grant me a favour, Lord
Have you killed enough men, yet
I hated Alfred
I, I said, then stopped
I possessed 5 hides
I remember what it was like to be young
I wanted darkness
I was a sceadugengan
I was showing off
Noooooo!
Stop dawdling like a boiled egg
To annoy him
What have you done, Lord
Your shields have to touch!

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NORTH & SOUTH
A-ni-mal
Are you satisfied
Come Miss Hale let us part friends
Don’t worry, Mother
Excerpt – Dinner at the Thornton’s dinner party
Excerpt – Foolish passion
Excerpt – Proposal
Excerpt – Still up
Get that woman out of here
Go inside or I will take you in
Have you ‘ad yer supper
He was her brother
Here in the north, we value our independence
I believe your daughter and I …
I daren’t believe such a woman could care for me
I came because …
I didn’t just come here to thank you …
I do understand
I found it in the hedgerow
I spoke to you about my feelings
I was right mother
I would like to play the overbearing master
It’s not my proposal we get on well
Look back, look back at me
N&S ringtone1
N&S Episode 1 Main Title ringtone 1
N&S Episode 1 Main Title ringtone 2
N&S Episode 2 Main Title ringtone
So you are going
Stevens! Put that pipe out
Was Miss Hale the woman …
Well, on behalf of Milton tastes
You did bring your brains with you today
You don’t need Henry to explain
You’ll not guess where I’ve been
You’re coming home with me

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SPOOKS 9.1
Come on mate
I think she’s got a soft spot
If she’s clean
OK baby (Russian)
You’re coming with me
SPOOKS 9.2
Be ready for anything
Don’t think it’s because I care
Go home you need some rest
I have no idea who you are
Meet me tonight
Nothing a coffee won’t fix
Oh don’t you worry. We have no intention
Yep. How about 8 o’clock tomorrow morning
You’re an early bird
SPOOKS 9.3
Approaching destination
Close your eyes…
Dimitri, Viktor, that way!
Don’t give up so easily
He’s gone! Regroup!
I’m texting you my address
I think we need to have a talk…
This was not part of the deal!
Whatever happens I’m not gonna disappear again – ever
SPOOKS 9.4
Everything’s clear
I think we may have picked up a tail
I thought you might need to be getting back
Lucas North. Section Chief. We need to talk.
Maintain eyeball. I’m on my way.
Maya & Lucas at hospital
OK Gazelle…
Work needs me…
You trust your instincts…
SPOOKS 9.5
Come to the hotel! Now!
Go and get a skinful…
So, do you want some deep…
SPOOKS 9.6
Harry. I’m just stuck in traffic
Look. I need to take care of something…
Staying alert … you’re very special.
Your security have been compromised…

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STRIKE BACK
Ah, phone
All right love, don’t get your burkah in a twist
All right. Calm down Braveheart!
All yours, hero
At an intersection
Change of mission
Come on Gerry! You’ve got a bucket for a jeep
Could be worse 
Did you miss me?
‘Ere, Cinderella
Gerry, give me the phone
I don’t speak Arabic
I don’t suppose we’re off to breakfast
I forget. Can I phone a friend?
I lay my life for your sake
I really wish I’d shot you
I was expecting transport
I was wond’rin whether you could get me
I will make this better for all of us
I wouldn’t work with me
I’d settle for an R and you can call me Romeo
I’m not going anywhere. Promise.
I’m sorry sir, I can’t answer that question
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Incidental music 4 (1)
Incidental music 4 (2)
Incidental music 5
Incidental music 6
It’s all right. Don’t be frightened
I’ve come far enough
I’ve spoke to Layla
Katie. I’m gonna get you out of here
Let me find him. Then you can send in the lads
Let’s go swim with the sharks
Lexie, sweetheart
My little girl can’t even (excerpt)
My name’s John. I’m SAS
Oh, I’m a very good boy
Oh, I’m his best mate
Serviced any other officers
She’s my daughter
So, I get to be B Team
The f___ landrover!
The last bullet’s for me
This road better be flat
We really can’t go on like this
Well, you could’ve just asked for my mobile number
We’re gonna get through this
What do I have to lose
Women with guns
Wow. Didn’t know they allowed…
Yeah, I’m all heart
Yeah. That should do it
Yeah. Yes. I have
You already know what I’ve got
You’re not gonna kiss me, are you?
You’re not on the list, you’re not

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TED HUGHES’S THE SONG
Oh my Lady, Oh Lady

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VENETIA
Bravo! Where did you find that?
But Beauty’s self she is
But leave you, I could not
Fair Fatality
My curiosity’s now thoroughly aroused
My dear delight
My love
My reputation, Iago
No, no. The danger is I might win too much
Oh God! I love you to the edge of madness, Venetia
Oh how full of briars
Oh that’s capital!
Shall I hold the ladder for you
Stand still
There you are. Let me look at you.
Venetia, it is you!
Well, fair trespasser…

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THE VICAR OF DIBLEY
And we will always be happy
And what about you, Geraldine…
Any handsome stranger
Can we go on our honeymoon now?
I bet thousands of men wanted to marry you
I loved you the second I laid eyes on you
I must follow my heart
I think … cobblers
I’m asking you to marry me
I’m Harry, by the way
I will love you whatever your name is
It’s touch and go
My favourite pyjamas
Nowhere in particular
Proposal chimes
Something about the uniform
Stark, crisp exterior
Well, there you go |

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Audio Excerpts
*Dwarf song (“Misty Mountains Cold”) from Hobbit Trailer
North & South Interview
Spooks – Last scene of Series 9, episode 2
Spooks 9, episode 3 – Close your eyes …
Spooks 9, episode 3 – Lucas & Maya phone call
Spooks 9, episode 4 – Maya & Lucas at the hospital
Vicar of Dibley – Ahead and a head
Vicar of Dibley – As Gabriel Oakes said to Bathsheba
Vicar of Dibley – Harry Meets Geraldine
Vicar of Dibley – Making the first date
Vicar of Dibley – One kiss, with tongues
Vicar of Dibley – The Proposal
Vicar of Dibley – Their first date
Vicar of Dibley – Their second date